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hey say jump YM conversations 
Jun 21 09

Title: Hey! Say! JUMP midnight YM conversations

Author: babadesu 
Pairing: All the HSJ Pairings I can think

Genre: Romance, Smut
Rating: PG-15
Warning: This fic contains PURE YM conversations.

 

chinenyuuri is now online

yamadaryosuke is now online


chinen yuuri said:
hi bitch

yamada ryosuke said:
who are you calling bitch

chinen yuuri said:
is this ryosuke-kun?

yamada ryosuke said:
no this is hikaru

chinen yuuri said:
wtf why are you using yama-chan's YM?

yamadaryosuke said:
i'm hacking all the YM accounts of JUMP

chinenyuuri said:
you're an evil being

yamadaryosuke said:
i'm not

chineyuuri said:
i'm going to tell yabu this

yamadaryosuke said:
oh god not yabu

chinenyuuri said:
then who will i IM?

yamadaryosuke said:
IM keito

chinenyuuri said:
keito-kun is not online

yamadaryosuke said:
then IM ryutaro

chineyuuri said:
he's too young to be involve in this

yamadaryosuke said:
lol look who's talking

chinenyuuri said:
oh god shut up

yamadaryosuke said:
i heard you're watching yamapi's porn videos

chineyuuri said:
WHAT

yamadaryosuke said:
oh look chinen is learning how to watch porn!

chinenyuuri said:
i hate you

yamadaryosuke said:
so how did it go?

chinenyuuri said:
the what?

yamadaryosuke said:
the porn videos

chinenyuuri said:
i didn't watch yamapi's porn videos

yamadaryosuke said:
i saw you watching it

chinenyuuri said:
where did i watch it

yamadaryosuke said:
inside the washroom

chinenyuuri said:
stupid how am i suppose to watching inside the washroom

yamadaryosuke said:
you were with keito

chinenyuuri said:
no i wasn't with him

yamadaryosuke said:
and that's the proof you watched yamapi's porn videos

chinenyuuri said:
fuck off hikaru i hate you so much

chinenyuuri is now offline

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yamadaryosuke said:
hey keito the plan worked

keitoookamoto said:
oh god so chinen really watched the porn videos

yamadaryosuke said:
of course who would anyway?

keitookamoto said:
well..

yamadaryosuke said:
well what?

keitookamoto said:
i can watch the porn videos

yamadaryosuke said:
oh god are you serious

keitookamoto said:
if i can i will invite yuto to watch with me

yamadaryosuke said:
and you will fuck him while watching?

keitookamoto said:
possible

yamadaryosuke said:
you're horrible

yamadaryosuke is now offline

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keitookamoto said:
yuto do you want to watch porn with me

yutonakajima said:
huh? well..

keitookamoto said:
or are you watching some right now?

yutonakajima said:
how did you know i don't have any webcam right?

keitookamoto said:
and you're touching yourself

yutonakajima said:
i can't believe you

yutonakajima is now offline

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yabukota said:
inoo? are you there

inookei said:
yeah why

yabukota said:
yuto is watching porn videos and is masturbating right now

inookei said:
are you watching with him

yabukota said:
yeah

inookei said:
then touch yourself also

inookei is now offline

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ryutaromorimoto said:
takaki-kun why am i so left out

takakiyuya said:
i don't know ryuu but i can't fuck you

ryutaromorimoto said:
but i'm the only JUMP member who's not yet fucked

takakiyuya said:
what are you trying to tell me

ryutaromorimoto said:
come to my house right now

takakiyuya said:
you're making me feel horny

takakiyuya is now offline

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daikiarioka said:
chinen i know you're invisible

chinenyuuri said:
how did you know

daikiarioka said:
stupid i'm right beside you oh god what are you watching?

chinenyuuri said:
oh god stop looking at my laptop

daikiarioka said:
wtf are you recording takaki and ryutaro?

chinenyuuri said:
they look so hot together

daikiarioka said:
stop that you're too young

chineyuuri said:
do you want to watch with me

daikiarioa said:
i'd rather fuck you than to watch a couple fuck each other

daiki arioka is now offline

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this is the way JUMP talk to each other online.
Comments 
Jun 21 09 (UTC)
...i am slightly disturbed

shouldn't little kids like you be sleeping at this hour and not writing cyberporn fics
Jun 21 09 (UTC)
lol i'm not going to sleep since we don't have classes

plus, hikaru approves
Jun 21 09 (UTC)
=))=))=))=))=))=))
thank u =))=))=))
i can't stop laughing :")
gomen T^T
but...
thanks :D
Jun 22 09 (UTC)
lol i'm glad you liked it! XD
Jun 21 09 (UTC)
lol this is sooo funny XDD hahaha i've loved it! XDD

thanks!<3
Jun 22 09 (UTC)
thanks! &hearts
Jun 21 09 (UTC)
what the hell chana dear my love its so nice.. lolz.. and ryutaro damn why not make him innocent.. O_o??

Jun 22 09 (UTC)
l-lol XD
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Jun 22 09 (UTC)
hikaru approves if ohno approves
Jun 22 09 (UTC)
the daichii at the end is a win. xD
Jun 22 09 (UTC)
lol chinen is a pervert
Jun 22 09 (UTC)
i knew there's a perverted chinen underneath those innocent smiles. xDDD
Jun 22 09 (UTC)
lol even ryutaro
Jun 22 09 (UTC)
they started young. -__-
Jun 22 09 (UTC)
baww they grow up so fast
Jun 22 09 (UTC)
niceeeeeee!!!! =]]]]

it's funny =]]] i can't stop laughing =]]] XD

i liked it =]]
Jun 22 09 (UTC)
thanks :)
Jun 22 09 (UTC)
OMG!
That was just great!!
*laughs and fell of her chair*
I haven't read something like this of Hey! Say! JUMP before but it's really interesting!!
*gg*
(OKAJIMA!! xD LUV!)
Jun 22 09 (UTC)
lol i'm glad XD
Jun 22 09 (UTC)
LOL OK OMG, THIS IS HILARIOUS LOL.
♥ :D
Jun 22 09 (UTC)
&hearts
Jun 22 09 (UTC)
PWAHAHAHAH. ♥
Jun 22 09 (UTC)
lol &hearts
Jun 23 09 (UTC)
rofl.. i was laughing the whole time i read this.. =))
Jun 23 09 (UTC)
XDD
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Jun 23 09 (UTC)
lol thanks XD
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